#UDUS FACTS
FACTS ABOUT UDUS
Did you know that;
1. PEN PRESS UDUS Is the first and remains the best press board in Udus
2. 'End of The Road' is the most talked-about Staff of Udus
3. It is normal to keep missing IT or TP in UDUS
4. Our question papers almost looks similar to Newspapers
5. It is a tradition that you must fail first test of every new course
6.UDUS securities behave as if they are mightier than Major General
7.Morocco is the only abode for unserious folks in UDUS
8. Combine-JOINT remains the most patronized eatary in UDUS
9. If you want to fail woefully, rely on past questions
10. Two terms are common in UDUS 'hanging things' and 'kana ruwa'
11. Majority of those students who eat their breakfast lunch and dinner in classes are Jambitos
12. JCI remain the most influencing humanitarian club in UDUS
13. Only few idiots travel home during Xmas/Sallah and mid semester break.
14. If you want to see big boys turning into fire men wait for DV to CATCH fire
15. Of course SU-shop is the most popular shop in UDUS
16. All the big girls in UDUS are In DV
17. If you want to know the true meaning of life, live in UDUS male hostel especially COMMON rooms
18. Doomsday for Danfodite is when he is to write two exams at the same time at different venues
19. If a Lady spent beyond 12midnight at in Class, check her out she must be 300 level and above
20. Typical Udus ladies always walk in group.
21.Favour is the best photocopy shop in UDUS
22. Average SOKOTO STUDENT will never invite you to their house
24. Only few honest Danfodites tell their parents the actual registration fee
25. A guy with ride in UDUS is like a semi-god to those ladies who don't know the meaning of 'self esteem'
26. If you are not a Danfodite, don't make the mistake of dating Udusgirl our girls are meant for our boys
27. Having 3 or 4 carryovers in Udus is like having ten buck in your pocket
28.city campus is like one big family
Mr. A is a friend of Mr. B who happens to know Mr. C
29. The only social event which gathers enough momentums in UDUS IS "QAUYAWA DAY"
30. Most of those who made to CITY CAMPUS are neither interested in football nor opposite sex
31. If you want to experience the real application of Tesla's gravitational theory, try dating a girl from LAW.
32. Most Damfodites don't know the meaning of common acronyms in the Campus like DV,MH,NLH,ETF and EB
33. The term "Baba" meaning Daddy refer to the Vice Chancellor Prof Abdullahi Zuru alone
34. Do you also know that almost 30% of technical offices both governmental and nongovernmental organizations in Nigeria are effectively managed and spearheaded by DAMFODITES?
35.A brilliant guy hardly leaves reading venue without some ladies chasing after him
36.its normal to squat on the ground during MAT101 LECTURES
37. 75% of Danfodites were not offered there most preferred course
38. Faculty of science always produce the best graduates
39.The original Name of Jatau bridge is Sankara Bridge
40. the most rehearsal ground in UDUS is sankara court...
Lol, proud to be danfodite
There are many more facts about UDUS, drops yours in the comment section if you are proud to be a danfodite!!
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